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Funny Riddles
Black_Hawk Sun May 03, 2009 9:37 pm
A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
» ANSWER
The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."
The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.
In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
» ANSWER
The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
» ANSWER
The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."
The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.
In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
» ANSWER
The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.
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